Q: What did the Dorito say to the other Dorito. A: I can't tell you it was too cheesy. Q: What is an alien's favorite candy? A: A Mars bar! People who say that their wedding day was the best day ever have obviously never had two Kit Kats fall out of a vending machine. I have a nut allergy. What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer's day? I'm bacon! My idea of flirting is giving a girl 1 of my 10 tacos. I burnt my Hawaiian pizza today.
Should have cooked it on aloha temperature. A cauliflower is a plant explosion in extremely slow motion. Q: What did Spartacus do to the cannibal who ate his nagging wife? What's the worst thing about being an octopus? Q: What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate too fast?
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Stop goblin your food. Q: Why did the student eat his homework? What did the hungry computer eat? Chips, one byte at a time. A box of quackers. Footprints in the cheesecake.
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Between us, something smells. What do cats call mice on skateboards? What did one knife say to the other? Look sharp! Did you hear the joke about oatmeal? It's a lot of mush. Of course, how would you like them cooked? Vegetarian Diet I follow a strict vegetarian diet. I eat only vegetarians.
Another Bumper Sticker 9 out of 10 cannibals agree — vegetarians taste better! Food Jokes Any write-up about the best vegetarian jokes would be incomplete without at least a few jokes built around vegetarian foods. Beef Jokes There are two takes on the vegetarian beef joke. Take One If two vegetarians are arguing, is it still called Beef? Take Two An argument between two vegetarians is not called beef. Just two people with bad tempehs. Chickpea Killers What do you call it when one chickpea murders another? A hummus-cide.
Walking Tofu Why did the tofu cross the road? Sometimes you need a little meat time. An Honest Question Can I tell you a vegan joke? A Dilemma If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Tomato Joke Why did the tomato blush? Because he saw the salad dressing. Talking Veggies What did the lettuce say to the celery?
Are you stalking me? Vegetarian Meetups What did one vegetarian say to the other vegetarian? We have to stop meating like this. Devil Worshipper Did you hear about the vegan devil worshipper?
He sold his soul to the seitan! Lactose intolerant. Zombie Joke What does a vegetarian zombie eat? Cher Joke What does Cher say to a vegetarian?
I Got Tofu babe. Post-Punk Band What do you call a vegetarian post-punk band? Soy Division. Different Language What is the Native American word for vegetarian? Poor hunter! Milky Joke What is the best way to keep milk fresh? Leave it in the cow! Cannibals and Vegetables What does a cannibal do after he eats a vegetable? He throws away the wheelchair! Crackers Preferences What crackers do vegetarians refuse to eat?
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